Saturday, March 26, 2011

Award Winning

Those of you that really know me, know I'm a humble guy.  No, seriously, I am.  Its true.  Okay, okay, stop laughing, seriously.

Its true, I do track skirt wearers mostly for my own pleasure, but part of me tries to always ensure they have a great time.  After all, they paid more for their skirt or belt or any add-ons they may be using plus the time they have spent putting it all together with their own look, shape, complementing clothing, what have you, than I did my tracker and any other "equipment" I may use.  So, part of me, my "cough" humble "cough" side feels the need to ensure they get their money's worth.

Granted, some skirt wearers role play better than others and are more engaging, but this is true with any endeavor.  To those that may say they didn't have all that good a time during any episode in which I grabbed their skirt or belt I say, "Well, you get what you give."

Having said all of this, its easy to see that when it comes to BDS tracking, the only true measuring stick we the trackers get is feedback from our prey.  They very people we stalk, torment, tease, spy on, intimidate, kidnap, abuse, torture, rape, use, and/or dump.

Now, I'm not one to seek out the accolades, but like anyone else, I'm appreciative of them when they come my way.  I recently teleported into one of my sky boxes and noticed someone had tacked an object onto one of my various devices that I use for..well, "ice-breaking".

It seems someone thinks I'm the #1 Tracker.  So if any of you skirt wearers have a favorite tracker, you may want to let them know their efforts are appreciated.  As the person who left this award will soon find out, the squeaky wheel does indeed get greased.

Monday, March 14, 2011

BDS Photo Contest

Sassy is running a photo contest regarding the Bad Day Skirt.  Basically, the photos have to include any of the scenario plug-ins sold from her store.  I've submitted my copy, many thanks to one of the customer service reps from the store, Mei Blackheart.  I've you're a tracker and you've not had the pleasure of meeting Mei, I strongly urge you to make it a priority.  This sweet little thing is a honey of a catch.  Always fun, always eager, always enjoyable.  As you can see from this post, her second time on this blog by the way, she's also always helpful.

There is no storyline to this set, just samples of the many photographs I took while working on what was my ultimate entry into the contest.  I will say that I took most of the pictures with lighting set to default, no external photo shopping was employed.  The ones that appear to be a smoky room were done with the lighting set to Alchemy Immortalis - Foggy Morning.  I am of course referring to windlight settings for sky.  I found the Foggy Morning gave the boiler room a smoky, or hazy appearance.  What one might expect in a dreary boiler room.

To either extent, here are the pictures that I elected not to submit.  Enjoy Mei's BAD DAY.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Drama Llama

So I'm hunting today, and I track this prey to a site called "Cariad".  I drop in, check my radar, see she has already left the area and my tracker needs to update her new location, and teleport back home.  I'm in "Cariad" maybe 45 seconds, perhaps a minute, when its all said and done.

So I'm back home, updating my scanner, and I get an instant message.  Without violating Linden Labs Terms of Service, I've changed the names in the exchange that ensued, so you good people can see what we trackers put up with in a given day.  I've also included my own editorial comments, mostly for my own amusement.  For those of you that will ask, the Drama Llama I dealt with looked shockingly close in her appearance to the Drama Llama above.

[14:46]  Drama Llama: you know you shouldbt mess with this wildcat... one wrong move here and i ship bite your head off and feed it to the wolves
[14:46]  Me: im sorry?

For clarification here, I wasn't necessarily asking sorry out of confusion, but rather I was trying to figure out what the hell she was talking about.  I know my typing isn't the greatest, but damn, is it too much to expect some degree of literacy?  "i ship bite your head off"  What the hell does this mean?  "Feed it to the wolves"?  What?  My head, or some damn ship?

[14:46]  Drama Llama: you dont want my wrath unleashed on you
[14:47]  Me laughs.

Unleash it bitch, I triple dog dare you.

[14:47]  Drama Llama: well lets just say.. ive seen your fuck ups in other sims...
[14:47]  Me: my fuck ups?

I did some asking around about this Llama after the fact and as it turns out, she's put up her Drama Tent on a lot of people's lawns.  Luckily, she's so stuck on herself she doesn't leave her own place that often, so I seriously doubt you've seen anything I've done or anywhere I've been, fuck ups notwithstanding.

[14:47]  Drama Llama: and keep your laughters to yourself.. i am NOT impressed by your crappy attitude or bullcrap... park it elsewhere, bastard

At this point, I've been out of her sim for a good three to five minutes.  Its worthy to note that while ostriches stick their heads in the sand, Drama Llamas stick their head up their asses.  Okay, she's serious, let's have some fun.

[14:48]  Me: hold on.
[14:48]  Me: i want to get a pen.
[14:48]  Me: okay, go.
[14:48]  Me: im ready.
[14:48]  Drama Llama: shrugz
[14:49]  Drama Llama: i am ready too
[14:49]  Drama Llama: lol
[14:49]  Me: 1.  use z instead of s for coolness.
[14:49]  Me: what's next?
[14:49]  Drama Llama: youre muted
[14:49]  Drama Llama: how s that?
[14:49]  Me: 2.  speak gorean.

My loyal readers will recall my earlier opinion and subsequent dissertation on Gorean speak and the all mighty "you is muted" defense.

[14:49]  Me: got it.
[14:49]  Me: any others?
[14:49]  Drama Llama: speak to the hand... MUTED as of now
[14:49]  Me: 3.  lie about muting and use tired old worn out cliches.

and I'm going to call this one a win on my part for the throwing in of the towel by our Drama Llama.

Prior to posting this I spent several hours asking around about our Drama Llama to see if any other trackers or any of my friends had experience with her.  Seems she is very well known for causing a lot of grief and being a nuisance to several people.  Just a reminder people, a zit is a nuisance.  Squeeze it hard enough, it goes away.  Ignore it, it dries up and dies.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Double Dutch

If I have a complaint at all about my fellow trackers, its that enough of them don't know how to share, or even double up the conquests for increased fun.  Well, I'm serving notice to the prey, I've got a new friend on the grid, and he's not the least bit shy about sharing.

Just check out the two girls we happened to catch earlier this evening.

Nothing like using two girls and thrusting so hard they kiss each other.

And a little swapping.  Redhead.  Blonde.  Redhead.  Blonde.  Decisions, decisions.

But don't worry about my friend's mean and vicious looks ladies.  He's good about taking care of your needs.

Do stay tuned, I'm sure this isn't the last this forum has seen of my friend.  Or for that matter, these two ladies.