Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land, not a creature was stirring, except for this handsome man.
So he struggled and fought with his holiday boredom, how, oh how to improve the land's whoredom?
The girls are all too nice, they want goodies on Christmas morn, but then his elf said, "I know one girl who's into porn."
"This I shall need to check, and see for my self. This girl best put out, or I'll need a new elf."
So check on her he did, and he was impressed, her only shortcoming was the fact she was overdressed.
At first glance he thought, "Such a sweet looking girl could do no wrong." Then he hiked up her skirt, and saw her slutty thong.
Not one to waste time, he pulled the rest of her clothes from her back, then tied her slutty ass up, and tossed her into his sack.
Once out of the bag, the girl did protest. "But I'm a good girl, I shouldn't be undressed!"
"Ha! I call shenanigans!" As he pulled her to the floor. "Look how easily you ride my cock, you holiday whore!"
"Now hush your weak protests girl, they won't do the trick." "Be a naughty little slut, and suck Santa's dick."
The girl soon gave in to Santa's sweet charm, "I'll just sit on his lap, what could be the harm?"
"Santa you're so right, being a bad girl I do miss." "Please on please, put me back on the naughty girl list?"
"Don't you fret girl, don't worry or act coy." "Deep down I can tell, you're just a fucktoy."
So she heard him exclaim, as his cock did twitch, "You're on every tracker's naughty girl list, now have a BAD DAY bitch!"
**Editor's Note** No reindeer were harmed in the production of this blog entry.