High and Low

I'm really trying to find someone to bring something new and unusual to my forum, that special girl to make my readers sit up and take notice, but I admit I've not been in the hunting frame of mind lately and I recently made an effort to get back into the swing of things, and it seems as if Second Life women have changed.

I just can't put my finger on it.

The Doublemint Twins

Yep, I found them.  You'll excuse any posts for a week or so.  I suddenly feel like chewing on something.

Here's Your Sign

Could it be more appropriate?

Happy New Year!

I was so caught up in my work, I almost forgot to wish everyone a Happy New Year!

In like a lion, or is it lamb?  Oh well, I got the "in" part right.

Here's hoping your new year is as explosive as I know mine will be.

May it be filled with Bad Days!

Merry Christmas Everyone!

And a special thank you to a girl who makes every blog entry involving her EVEN more fun.  You know who you are.

Christmas Poem?

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land, not a creature was stirring, except for this handsome man.

So he struggled and fought with his holiday boredom, how, oh how to improve the land's whoredom?

The girls are all too nice, they want goodies on Christmas morn, but then his elf said, "I know one girl who's into porn."

"This I shall need to check, and see for my self.  This girl best put out, or I'll need a new elf."

So check on her he did, and he was impressed, her only shortcoming was the fact she was overdressed.

At first glance he thought, "Such a sweet looking girl could do no wrong."  Then he hiked up her skirt, and saw her slutty thong.

Not one to waste time, he pulled the rest of her clothes from her back, then tied her slutty ass up, and tossed her into his sack.

Once out of the bag, the girl did protest.  "But I'm a good girl, I shouldn't be undressed!"

"Ha!  I call shenanigans!" As he pulled her to the floor.  "Look how easily you ride my cock, you holiday whore!"

"Now hush your weak protests girl, they won't do the trick."  "Be a naughty little slut, and suck Santa's dick."

The girl soon gave in to Santa's sweet charm, "I'll just sit on his lap, what could be the harm?"

"Santa you're so right, being a bad girl I do miss."  "Please on please, put me back on the naughty girl list?"

"Don't you fret girl, don't worry or act coy."  "Deep down I can tell, you're just a fucktoy."

So she heard him exclaim, as his cock did twitch, "You're on every tracker's naughty girl list, now have a BAD DAY bitch!"

**Editor's Note**  No reindeer were harmed in the production of this blog entry.

Slow Night

It was a slow night, even by tracker standards.  What can one do on such a slow night?

Why, swing by Sassy's and get your complimentary BettyBoop blowjob.  What else?

Boop-boop-e-doop!